Oh my god I want a cookie cake
Right now. I want a cookie cake, and I want it now. Are we clear on this? The sooner a cake-sized chocolate-chip cookie with brown and white icing appears in front of me, the smaller the chance of my going berserk.
Where is the nearest mall? How late is the cookie cake place open? If they’re not open, whom do I call to make things happen? If someone were to smash the window in, how long would it take the police to get there? Do they bake the cakes fresh every day, or would there be some lying around on the counter?
Does anyone have a spare cookie cake they’re not using? I’d like to borrow it pleasethanks. It can have someone else’s name on it, or a race car or a princess or whatever, I’m not picky.
Seriously, anyone who can get a cookie cake to my door in the next half hour gets a back massage. Unless you’re creepy. Then you get twenty bucks. Either way, it’s worth your while.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:22 am
You are too funny! Did you get your cookie cake? I know how it is to have a craving for something.. I want an ice cream sundae!!!
October 27th, 2006 at 9:37 am
I didn’t, sadly. Not a single cookie cake showed up at my door. Somehow I survived.