“Honey, you’ve got a bit of fried booby in your moustache.”
You’ll probably never guess. There was marshmallow creme involved, if that helps.
I’m willing to bet more than a dollar that the above sentence had never been spoken in any language in the history of the world before tonight. There must be so many other unused sentences out there in linguistic limbo, just waiting for someone to utter them. I imagine there is a far greater number of unspoken sentences than of spoken ones.
I challenge you, therefore, to broaden your sentential horizons: release a previously unuttered (but grammatical) string of words into the world. Then repeat it several times for comic effect—it gets funnier every time, I promise.
Heh. Fried booby.
Tags: miscellany